Hot Cross Buns

OH How these people who *claim* to be my family embarass me! Just because I have thrush they take me outside and expose my privates to the neighbors. Yeah, there was some cock-a-maimy story about sun helping the yeast infection and thrush that I have. (Mommy has it too, but my pain is worse than her pain I am certain) I dont see anyone else having to suffer from the indignity of exposure. Just you wait, I will get them back! I will pee on them.
Oh wait, already did that today on Momma! HA! Told you I would get you back...see what you get for wearing actual *clothes* rather than just your bathrobe today. Resistance is futile, I will get you too. Oh yeah, and GrandmaBev, YOU ARE SO NEXT!